thortful.com reveal the cringiest chat-up lines ahead of Valentine’s Day

Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat up line can be a great icebreaker – or it can backfire very badly.

Ahead of Valentine’s Day, thortful.com revealed the cheesiest chat-up lines – as voted for by the nation.

thortful tasked the UK to submit their cheesiest chat-up lines and vote for the one-liner they deem the most cringe-worthy.

Having analysed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple”

The top ten chat-up lines are as followed:

1. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
2. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
4. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
5. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
6. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8. I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?
9. Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?
10. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?