The UK’s rudest place names mapped – funny places to visit this summer

The UK is full of rude place names; the whole place is pure filth. You can take a trip from Crapstone to Wetwang via Great Snoring.

Shitterton, Butthole Lane and Fannylane are just three of many towns, villages and hamlets cheeky travellers could visit this summer, according to a map compiled by MyDatingAdviser.com.

In Scotland, travellers could pass through several places with funny and strange names like Brawl, Brokenwind, Lost, and Whiterashes.

And Yorkshire is home to its fair share, too – you can find Crackpot, Giggleswick, Wetwang, and Blubberhouses in this historic county.

Down south, drivers may pass through Donkey Town, Curry Mallet, Brown Willy, and Loose Bottom.

In Wales, you can find Mumbles and Wlwmp, and in Ireland, there is Stranagalwilly.

Amy Pritchett, Editor-in-Chief for MyDatingAdviser.com, the online platform which compiled the list, said:

“The English language never fails to amaze us, and neither do the delightful and funny names of these UK locations. The origin of these names dates back to Anglo-Saxon or Old Norse times.

While you don’t pronounce them the same today, you can trace them back to Celtic, Roman and old Viking settlements. We’re not sure how residents of Nasty and Crapstone convince people they are lovely places to live.

If you’re interested in visiting one of these towns, I recommend taking a memorable photo with the town sign after a long lunch at the local pub.”

Here is a list of favourites (top picks by region) compiled by MyDatingAdviser.com:

North East

Wideopen, Newcastle Upon Tyne

Whiterashes, Aberdeen

Honey Knob Hill, Chippenham

Great Tosson, Morpeth

Coxhoe, Durham

North West

Nob End, Little Lever

Cumwhinton, Carlisle

Cockermouth, Allerdale

Cockerlakes, Cotehill

Clitheroe, Ribble Valley

East Midlands

Titty Ho, Raunds

Spital in the Street, Market Rasen

Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire

Fanny Hands Lane, Ludford

Bitchfield, Grantham

East

Slutshole Lane, Attleborough

Prickwillow, Ely

Nasty, Ware

Lousybush, Binham

Fingringhoe, Colchester

Feltwell, Thetford

West Midlands

Willey, Rugby

Pant, Oswestry

Minge Lane, Upton upon Severn

Lickey End, Bromsgrove

Bell End, Stourbridge

South West

Shitterton, Wareham

Lower Swell, Stow-on-the-Wold

Crapstone, Buckland Monachorum

Cockington, Torquay

Brown Willy, Bodmin Moor

South East

Thong, Gravesend

Sandy Balls, New Forest

S. Harting, Petersfield

Pisshill, Henley-on-Thames

Lickfold, Chichester

North

Wetwang, Driffield

Rimswell, Withernsea

Muff, Ulster

Crackpot, Richmond

Cockplay, Whitfield Hill

Wales

Fanny Street, Shipley

Three Cocks, Brecon

Scotland

Twatt, Orkney

Whiterashes, Aberdeen

Sodom, Whalsay

Brokenwind, Newmachar

Brawl, Thurso

Ireland

Fannystown, Wexford

Stranagalwilly, Tyrone

Muff, Ulster

Hackerballscross, Dundalk